Mark Anthony (pretentious...I know, blame my folks)
Hit the jackpot, in love with myself.
The chiseled features of a Greek god, coupled with the physical build of a lumberjack. Cumbersomely well endowed.
No shortage of it. Brimming with Irish charm and wit, a regular Oscar Wilde.
The ladies, Sci Fi, Hard rock, Survival Horror video games such as Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Alone in the Dark etc. Rachel Stevens, Comedians Jack Dee and Dylan Moran, Chicken Vindaloo, Ravioli, Japanese technology, Gothic architecture, Classical Oriental music, Futurists and Free Thinkers.
A good flame war, Silently farting in crowded elevators, Irish food (Its the freshest in the world, everyone else’s is shit, except for France and Italy), Columbian coffee, Gourmet Hot Dogs (not that filth you get from street vendors in New York City), Sex in the shower, HBO tv shows, Giving you my opinion whether you want it or not, Push up bras and Vanilla Coke (cant get it in Ireland anymore :( what the fuck is up with that?)
I don't have a PhD but I deserve one.
Yes, there are schools in my home town.
Counting the voices in my head. I'm up to 48.
Favorite Movies & Shows
Instructional Youtube videos. How to boil an egg. How to iron shirts. How to use a can opener.
Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Mozart, Handel, Tchaikovsky, Schubert, Stravinsky, Shostakovich, Strauss, Wagner................can't stand any of em.
I hope to one day read one. I hear they are very good.