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DJ GF's School Of Hard Rocks! \M/

THE LORD MAY HAVE OFFERED US ETERNAL SALVATION BUT THE DEVIL GAVE US SOMETHING MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.......THE DEVIL GAVE US ROCK N ROLL!

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Member Since
10-27-2020
Male
9 Likes
About Me
I'm on here to make friends, the same way I'm on Pornhub to watch the plumber repair the sink.


I'm a real ALPHA male. That's right, I'm the whole package. I'll defend your honour in public, won't take shit from waiters, and I'll even get you pregnant, leave, and then come back to eat the child.


I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken, hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Mystery solved...the chicken came first.


Two reasons to date me.

(1) Because you're the good looking one.
(2) Please.


If you like a guy with lots of personality, then you're in luck. Last count I had 12.


90% of people are caused by accidents.


It has not escaped my attention that about this time last year I invited 2019 to 'come at me' - and it did. Dear 2020: Hey, I don't want any trouble.....OOPS!! :(







MY PRAYER

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, the courage to maintain my self control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!




LIKES:

The ladies, Sci Fi, Hard rock, Survival Horror video games such as Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Alone in the Dark etc. Rachel Stevens, Comedians Jack Dee and Dylan Moran, Chicken Vindaloo, Ravioli, Japanese technology, Gothic architecture.





LOVES:

A good flame war, Silently farting in crowded elevators, Irish food (Its the freshest in the world, except for France and Italy), Columbian coffee, Gourmet Hot Dogs (not that muck you get from street vendors in New York City) HBO tv shows, Giving you my opinion whether you want it or not, Push up bras and Vanilla Coke (cant get it in Ireland anymore :( what the hell is up with that?)




COMPANIES:

Ditcher, Quick & Hyde Divorce Lawyers.
Cum & Go Car Wash.
A Salt & Battery fish and chip shop.
Noh Pho King Way Chinese takeaway.
Vinyl Resting Place.


ABOUT ME

SPECTACULAR VERNACULAR...yes that's me!


People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for YOU they don't laugh either.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

So, once upon a time I almost gave a shit about someone not liking me. True story.

My epitaph will read "I'm sorry for your loss".
Country
 Ireland
Gael_Force
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DJ GF's School Of Hard Rocks! \M/

THE LORD MAY HAVE OFFERED US ETERNAL SALVATION BUT THE DEVIL GAVE US SOMETHING MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.......THE DEVIL GAVE US ROCK N ROLL!

Music ♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100%







Member Since
10-27-2020
Male
9 Likes
About Me
I'm on here to make friends, the same way I'm on Pornhub to watch the plumber repair the sink.


I'm a real ALPHA male. That's right, I'm the whole package. I'll defend your honour in public, won't take shit from waiters, and I'll even get you pregnant, leave, and then come back to eat the child.


I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken, hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Mystery solved...the chicken came first.


Two reasons to date me.

(1) Because you're the good looking one.
(2) Please.


If you like a guy with lots of personality, then you're in luck. Last count I had 12.


90% of people are caused by accidents.


It has not escaped my attention that about this time last year I invited 2019 to 'come at me' - and it did. Dear 2020: Hey, I don't want any trouble.....OOPS!! :(







MY PRAYER

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, the courage to maintain my self control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!




LIKES:

The ladies, Sci Fi, Hard rock, Survival Horror video games such as Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Alone in the Dark etc. Rachel Stevens, Comedians Jack Dee and Dylan Moran, Chicken Vindaloo, Ravioli, Japanese technology, Gothic architecture.





LOVES:

A good flame war, Silently farting in crowded elevators, Irish food (Its the freshest in the world, except for France and Italy), Columbian coffee, Gourmet Hot Dogs (not that muck you get from street vendors in New York City) HBO tv shows, Giving you my opinion whether you want it or not, Push up bras and Vanilla Coke (cant get it in Ireland anymore :( what the hell is up with that?)




COMPANIES:

Ditcher, Quick & Hyde Divorce Lawyers.
Cum & Go Car Wash.
A Salt & Battery fish and chip shop.
Noh Pho King Way Chinese takeaway.
Vinyl Resting Place.


ABOUT ME

SPECTACULAR VERNACULAR...yes that's me!


People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for YOU they don't laugh either.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

So, once upon a time I almost gave a shit about someone not liking me. True story.

My epitaph will read "I'm sorry for your loss".
Country
 Ireland
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