*** Crystal AKA Mrs Ericksson is MY bitch
*** WARNING.. My sense of humour may hurt some ppl's feelings.
I suggest they suck it up and get over it.
*** When I start a project I never get it fini
*** Who invented the female body,
Who, in their right mind would put a shithouse
near a snackbox? lol
*** Health authorities want to put me into Sexual Rehab for a few weeks.
*** A chick should design the next car. It should have
mirrors all around the inside so they can apply their
make-up and do their hair while they drive at the same
*** I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language
completely out of tattoos.