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- Planet Vegeta. Two tribes; Saiyans, Tuffles.
- Saiyans aren’t very concerned with love and sex, so don’t breed much - unlike Truffles, who are also more intelligent (genetically) than Saiyans.
- Full moon almost never happens, but it does one day.
- Saiyans kill Truffles.
- Saiyans decide to use this rocket ship to rule, not just the planet, but now the galaxy. They plan to do this by becoming space pirates, stealing wealth and technology as they go.
- Other aliens pay Saiyans to conquer planets for them
- Within a few hundred years, Saiyans soon have an empire of technology and spaceships. They’ve evolved to be more intelligent too.
*- Guardian on Planet Vegeta is ashamed of the Saiyans, so decides it must die. He uses magic to arrange fate. This next bit is what happens... *
- Far away, the Great Lord Frieza hears about these Saiyans.
- Frieza hires (not the whole race) but a few of the best saiyans as his direct workers. These include the King, and the highest ranking warriors such as Bardock and his team (leaving most of the Saiyans on the planet Vegata - their home - where they have nothing to do with Frieza, and just keep being free space pirates)
- Goku is born on Planet Vegata, and is sent out on simple Saiyan pirate priority (nothing to do with Freiza). They haven’t sent a baby out like that in a long time (they don’t need to), but what the hell, they give it a go. All babies that have ever been sent out have always come home.
- The high ranking Saiyans working for Frieza start getting too strong, so Frieza decides to wipe the whole species out.
- Prince Vegata, Nappa, and Radditz are a team, and they are away on a mission right now. Frieda decides to keep them around, because he’ll get a kick out of abusing them (make them work, low pay, while laughing at them)
- Bardock finds out Freiza will destroy the planet, but the weaker Saiyans on Planet Vegata don’t know Freizas character well enough, so think Bardock is crazy (they are also less intelligent).
- Frieza blows up Planet Vegeta. (prophesy concluded)
- Prince Vegata’s team arrive home, and are told it was a meteor. Chinese whispers among planets say it was a meteor. Somehow this false story gets into other world, and to King Kai.
- Vegeta’s team still work for Freiza, but the Prince Vows one day he’ll overthrow him.
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