One of my favorite dark comedies... :) Love the soundtrack!
In the words of "The Cable Guy" a.k.a. Chip Douglas:
Chip Douglas: "You were never there for me were you, mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I’m the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!"
Chip Douglas: "Hey Steve, I’m on a pay phone, so if you’re there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, well OK, call me back."
Chip Douglas: "Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac."
Chip Douglas: "Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don’t know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!"
Chip Douglas: "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."
Chip Douglas: "The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You’ll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There’s no end to the possibilities!"
Chip Douglas: "Hi, is there a
problem with your service?"
Steven M. Kovacs: "Yeah, my cable is out."
Chip Douglas: "Really? So you call me?
Ha, funny how you call when you
Is that how you treat people?"